My Pledge

I pledge to never become a good little O-bot.

I pledge to never turn a blind eye to a bad idea, regardless of who “won.”

I pledge to to never capitulate to domestic terrorists, regardless of how they may threaten those who share my religion or social views.

I pledge to mercilessly mock vapid celebrities when they create trite propaganda videos like this (or, in the case of Matt Damon, anytime he opens his mouth):

What’s your pledge?

Update:  Machosauce pledges not to see anything with Ashton Kutcher in it:

H/T Allahpundit